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This Is The Story Of A Girl
If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

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194,096 notes + 11 seconds ago

trench-coats-and-ear-hats:

ineedherpexia:

hisimpala:

*wraps entire spn fandom in blankie*

*gets spn fandom some hot tea*

*strokes spn fandom’s hair and rubs their shoulders*

*gives spn fandom a hug*

You guys gonna be okay?

NOPE.

we are so broken

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368 notes + 52 seconds ago

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

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119,262 notes + 1 minute ago

elmakias:

werealljustkidsinlove:

is it just me or would adam elmakias and vic fuentes look EXACTLY THE SAME if adam had hair

fun fact, when I had long hair I used his ID for a few years before I was 21

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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?

thou-shalt-ink-thyself:

repelo-muggletum:

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THIS MOTHERFLUFFIN POST.

(Source: peetalongbottom, via f-f-fuckme)

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jagkbarakatforpresident:

His smile is the most perfect thing

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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